90’s Rock Star Reunion


I’m sure nostagia for the 90’s is going to increase as the years go by. They already have many different 90’s compilations you can buy, such as this one (if the album art is any indication, this compilation was put together by that neon tribe in Batman Forever. Glow in the dark primary colors = dangerous gang.)
Since we are already overloaded with reality shows, I propose we incorporate some of this 90’s fondness into a show.
Official pitch: 90’s Rock Star Reunion
Watch the shenanigans as a group of 90’s rock stars are thrown into a house and forced to live together as one big happy family. Starring: Zack De La Rocha from Rage Against the Machine, Chris Cornell from Soundgarden, Bono from U2, Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails, Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis, Rob Zombie from White Zombie, and Linda Perry from 4 Non Blondes.
During Season 1, watch as Chris Cornell aggravates his roommates by insisting on doing everything shirtless while letting out a piercing banshee scream. Zack De La Rocha gets mad and stages an in house protest when he discovers someone put the milk carton back in the fridge empty. Trent Reznor sits in the corner and stares at everyone through his bangs. Liam and Noel Gallagher provide the comic relief by constantly sucker punching each other and laughing maniacally as they snort any powdery substance in the house, including sugar. And in a touching moment, Rob Zombie and Linda Perry bond after they discover they have the same hair stylist.
The “family” gathers every night for dinner together. And of course, Bono always says grace.
June 14, 2008 at 11:36 am
i like it . . . though bono might have you shot for suggesting he’s still not the biggest, most important, greatest rock star of the zeros.