
People sometimes worry about the smallest things. Meanwhile, us at Random Ramblings realize that some things are easily solved by using some common sense. So here we present some easy solutions to things that people seem to be fretting over recently.
*The air quality of Beijing is a hot topic, with the Olympics currently underway. Athletes are concerned about performing to the best of their ability, with all kinds of toxins flowing through their lungs. The Chinese are of course known for their technological savvy (did you see the opening ceremonies? if those 2,008 drummers started a band, they could make millions. Too bad they’d have to sell 20 trillion cd’s to even remotely make a profit, with all those members. Plus, band photos might be a problem). Easy Solution: construct a giant fan to blow away all the smog (if the spaceballs can make Mega Maid with her giant vacuum, surely the Chinese can complete this task).
*Continuing with the Olympic theme, lets say the giant fan for some reason does not get completed in time. Ok, we’ll move on to Plan B. Easy Solution: surgically insert air filters into each athletes lungs, so that dirty air comes in, but is filtered of all impurities. This would be an easy procedure (I can’t tell you how many times I’ve surgically put something into my own lungs accidentally!) and is surely doable with only a few thousand athletes competing.
*Global warming is claimed to be the biggest concern of the future. Easy Solution: put all of our financial resources into producing more ice (not just some of our resources. ALL). Dump aforementioned ice in the current “hot spots”. Take temperature. Keep adding ice until cool enough. Problem solved. We’ll figure out the funding for education, health care, the military, and all those other pesky issues later.
*everyone keeps talking about the economy being in such rough shape, people aren’t spending money, etc. Easy Solution: more money, allow “counterfeit weekends” (much like tax free weekends, except you can use counterfeit bills and it’s ok) or just make more things free. Duh.
These are some pretty good ideas, and I devoted all of 5 minutes to thinking of them. I’m sure if you give 5 more minutes, I can solve more of the worlds problems. Just not right now. I’m busy.